"Raise ya swords"

I've never been a big fan of halloween. When I was a seed I was the same thing every year, a ninja. 5 straight years I was in all black dyed pajamas with a plastic sword, nunchuks, and plastic throwing stars, my parents thought I was retarded, I always aspired to be a real ninja...well you can see where it got me. I still get hyped on ninjas and shit to this day, this is one of my favorite ninjas...

I also don't like candy, never have never will, once in a while i'll enjoi a snickers or a zagnut. I handed candy out at the shop tonight tore through 12 bags all types of quick. Had to put this out to scare the seeds off when I ran out...

One of the other reasons I don't care for halloween is the chick factor, ya'll know what I speak of..."slutty _____" whatever you ladies wear its a reason to look like a whore and not be called out on it. Well ya stank ass shouldn't be wearin' what your wearin' any other day during the year so don't let halloween be any different. Ya fat stooty stankin' mothfucka' put ya damn toes away!

"Brooklyn is Burning"

In the past week and a half I've managed to leave my house 3 times. Once to get my knee drained and twice for physical therapy, this shit fuckin' blows. Been 10 days since I've had a drink or a cigarette. I don't wanna smoke anymore that shits to expensive, I'd thoroughly enjoy a glass of wine or a black and tan though. Anyway I've noticed that the hipsters are penetrating the outskirts of their local College campuses and coffee bars, as one stood out front of a local Stewarts in the suburbs. Please lose the haji scarf, homemade indian boots, and face covering sunglasses immediately. Hipsters are like Al Queda, only you can't kill or detain a hipster. We need to push them all to Brooklyn, call the city Brookschwitz, then cook em all. Genocide is the only way to get rid of these early 80's dickriders.

"We could be heroes"

So there's a place in PA. that serves the gnarliest burgers you'd ever see. They have 1,2,3,4,and 5 pounders but their lil slice of heaven is their 15 lb. cheeseburger, after toppings it comes out to be 20 lbs. of lovin. They also have a double stacked 50 lb. cheeseburger. (It's taller than a 4th grader) I always have and always will be a conosaur of cheeseburgers, anything to do with them eating them, cooking them, and where to get the best ones wherever you may be. I saw the picture of this guy and the burger he killed and questioned it, could I do it? I guess we'll find out next time I go to PA. It took this dude 4.5 hours to finish it and got $400 and 4 free T-shirts. Captain Awesome took in 10,000 calories in 1 sitting, his arteries love him. He is hero status in my book.

"Used to be a Sweet Boy"

Today is the birthday of Zilla. I wish I could be there when him and the other babes burn this city down tonight, Im sure shit will get really real. Eat a deep dish Pizza and drink a bud lime...it's your day fade it out.




Happy Birthday fam!

"Steady Rollin"

I had my surgery and it completely sucks. The pain is constant and thats with the gnarliest regiment of oxycodone and advil one individual can take. I can't sleep but an hour here or there, and not being able to move your leg or lay on your side is the worst. Try it you'll go crazy. I haven't smoked a cig. or drank a beer in 2 days, detox isn't as bad as it's made out to be. I do miss the famfade and my favorite barstool.

If anybody sees this guy, hug it out with him, and tell him I miss him.

"There Goes the Fear"

I don't understand why things work out the way they do, or why they even happen in the first place, it's all part of living and everyday is a new lesson. I've only been in love once and know it doesn't come around often. Will it come around again? Who knows, it took 22 years to find it and 6 to blow it. If there's one thing I've learned it's that it still feels like yesterday and I still hurt everyday. That's nobodies fault, what's done is done and everything happens for a reason. I feel like we all get to love at least once, and when you find the one that you never want to lose, they go...Everyone will remember their first love like it was their only love, you see them or hear about them and still get that tingle, it always lingers and never leaves you. It's hard to move on, but even harder to put yourself out there.
"Dating" is like a fucking job interview, you might as well type up your past and use it as a resume to hand to your potential "employer". You never know how the "interview" is going, if your going to get the "job", or if you get the "job" then get laid off. It sucks cause not many can meet my "salary".
So I try and put myself out there, only to realize I'm being played a fool. I'm so hyped on knowing that I was probably the butt of many a joke, and hopefully I've become an inside joke too. We all love them and all have them. I would never wish bad on anybody. There's no need too, karma takes care of everything. If anyone knows it's me, my karma's been kickin' me square in the face for over a year straight. It'll come around, one of these days...

"The Velvet Sun That Shines on Me and You"

Thanks to everyone who came out Saturday, it meant the world. To many best-worst dudes under one roof.







The nut was chanted, babefamfade and rayyych were screamed, $1 beers are awesome, and the night progressively got more amazing as we crawled into it.
Honorable mentions:
-Trev can elbow drop through anything, and anyone.
-Ali and Gerrard love to puke.
-Babe of Maine showed self-control
-DEZ and DOOMFIST KILLED IT!!!!
-Curt Still can't dance.
-Al and Nate can dance really well.
-Demal is the funniest dude on the planet.

And the BURDFACE award goes too...

Taste, you killed it. I've been in those same shoes before. Nothin but shine fam, your still a 10 in this pic babe.

"Dream Lover Come Rescue Me"

I've come to some conclusions recently:
-I'm dating Matt Blodgett.
-I'm fucking blowing it, while killin' it at the same time...
-I am the captain of a sinking ship.
-Babefamfade 4 lyfe!
-I'm a 7 from behind.
-Goat on a cliff?
-I need Xanax like Damon does.
-I want to make love to the Spacejam Soundtrack.
-I'm having knee surgery in a week, I'm fucked.
-Chicks do not even see me.
-Babel speaks her mind. She's the raddest.
-I'm the only person who could put a gun to their head and get 2 shots off.

This is going to be retardedly awesome. Show up and show love for everyone involved. We're also sharing the shine with Damon and Armin as their B-days are this week as well.
Go to this or get fucked. No excuses. If you don't show up your getting SARS!