"Super Nintendo Sega Genesis"

"When I was dead broke man I couldn't picture this"...Well I'm dead broke and I'm starting to picture new aspirations to get paid. Working 40-50 hours a week and not getting paid for 6 weeks will get your mind into thoughts that would have most institutionalized. I think I'm going to become a gamer. My inspiration comes from one of the greatest movies ever produced, "The Wizard" starring a young Fred Savage. Now I know a lot of people who say they've never heard of this classic that should've won an Oscar or ten but didn't. Keep in mind that I've got a couple years on most but still this movie is a must see.
I'm going to put my touch on the way I go about gaming and winning tournaments, the bad guy in the movie had a power glove, before power glove ever dropped in the streets, ya'll know if you had the power glove back in the day your shit didn't stink and everyone wanted to sleep over your house and eat all your pizza bites and crush Rad Racer with your glove capabilities. I will be the good guy and I will wear two power gloves and a headset. Keep in mind the headset might not work but it's the look of gamers and I have to fit in at tourneys. I will also have an assistant that will carry my power glove in a metal brief-case with a handcuff on. He will also have to open the case and put the glove on me before battle, and answer all txt's and phone calls while I'm handling opponents from across the world.
I'm also going to need sponsors, but forget the obvious ones like Game Stop or Nintendo, I'd like Busch and American Spirit as sponsors also a cheeseburger sponsor, maybe one of those awesome clothing companies like Tap Out so I can look hard while I'm whooping virtual ass on the big screen.

xoraychfamxo

"Holdin up the wall like it could fall in"

A good friend of mine just got home from a six month journey through India. He killed it and thought of me cause he brought me this beautiful gift from a small town in the middle of nowhere.

This is Ganesha, the belief is that he removes all obstacles from life. The lord knows we all got enough of em especially me. I am hyped on my gift from the small village, but not as much as I am to see one of my favorite people return home safe, enlightened in his own ways, and with an amazing adventure under his belt.

"Barnacles"

"At times I feel
like the captain
of a sinking ship...

USELESS.

Cause every ship
can find its own
way to the bottom"...