Wednesday, July 30, 2008

"Blame it on the rain"...

"And the rain don't mind, cause the rain don't care," Sunday was a wash out for the most part, Cleared up and we was posta hit the course by 2, but Marshall blamed the rain for is 3 hour tardiness. John we all know your on your own clock but 3 hours is one of your personal best records at being late. Any way wet grass and golf carts mix like 7 and 7's....to much fun. Thanks to Trev for killing the course and not killing me...



John and Nemesis

lets do the sequal sooner than later and add to the all-star cast...

Saturday, July 26, 2008

"Pretty Girls Make Graves"


Oh sweet sweet Gesabell...I'm sorry I can't. I had a dream about this beautiful creature, her name is Audrina she's on some MTV show, "The Hills". I actually saw her in passing once while in L.A. she a pretty little thing, anyway she asked me to marry her but I declined. Probably because I'd only last about 20 seconds in bed with her and thats before our clothes even come off, and I'm hung like a field mouse and wouldn't want to let down such a beautiful hot dog bun wrapped in a bikini bottom.

Tuesday, July 22, 2008

"On animal farm"

I have no idea why but whenever I here "Larping" I think of that song Janowski skates too in Inhabitants," Animal Farm" by the Kinks. Do you think Larpers have a G-Bag playing in the woods while throwing lightning bolts? Fuck come to think of it, Alot of the Kinks music would be good for Larping. So I found this Larp fest right outside of Boston, I'm thinking about crashing it and getting drunk off ye ole ale and gettin my face kicked in, or a demon bolt spell cast on me by this crew.

If you live under a rock and have no idea what I speak of, LARPING means Live Action Role Play...Its like Dungeons and Dragon, meets Magic the Gathering and then fucked each other in the ass. Heres a taste...

This shit is going to be so hot, kinda the way skateboarding is now. It's underground right now and that's when shit is real ill, I'd rather watch these fags run around on T.V. then watch Sheckler try to find a chill girl...wonder if his mom's got that wizard sleeve? His dad could be an Orge, and he could play a hobbit.
If you guys don't wanna crash Larpfest 08' I might have to take the grand wizard with me....

Lindsey has one of the gnarest wizard sleeves ever, thats what makes her grand wizard status and the spells that that thing could cast are unpredictable, it can throw gonorrhea out of nothing. What would win Lightning bolt or rhea? So who's comin with me?

Monday, July 21, 2008

"Packed like sardines in a crushed tin can."

Sunday, I'm awakened to a frantic phone call from Mosca "Dave's sleeping and won't wake up!" My response is, you think that dude gets as pretty as he is by not sleeping. I'm sure his mustache needs 6 of the 8 recommended hours of sleep. Get picked up and start drinking, drive back to Troy to pick up the Day Day...


Its hard looking this good after being awake for 20 minutes

So the ride down was good, I missed McD's breakfast by 3 minutes, and instead of eating I shotgunned a beer in the parking lot. I sprayed some 50 year old, and managed to spray Moscas interior all in one shot, thats how ill we get.

Upon arrival, we parked and had to meet Joe, so as we were finishing up the last of the Genny, a nice man in a uniform came over and gave us a ticket for open containers! WOOT WOOT!

After getting our awesome ticket, I found out that our other tickets weren't as awesome as the one I copped in lot 1 while gittin' custy.

Ugh yeah I really couldn't see either. So me, Dave, and his mustache decided to go find better seats...

Closer, but someone wasn't to thrilled to return to there seats and see drunk and drunker wild'n out...

closer...still not good enough. I think season ticket holders seats on the 3rd base line will be just fine for me.


"How we gettin in the dugout?"

Wave to Joe, and Momsca...How the nosebleeds treatin' ya'll

Why you sleepin? You didn't even drink...you're still pretty bird.

So I've got tickets for a game in August, and I'm trying to go to a Sept. game with Suz, learning what I learned this past trip I know I'll buy the cheapest tickets money can buy and have the best seats in the house...

Saturday, July 19, 2008

"The world has turned and left me here"

"Just where I was before you appeared"...

Coffee brains, cigarette breath, and computer eyes are what I'm left with after the past two days of open to closes at the shop. The long week is complete, and I'm hyped to go to NY for the Yankees game tomorrow, gonna be a faders ball in the car and in the parking lot. Thinkin' bout ripping the same schedule next week just to stack a lil something, August is going to be an all out balls to the wall month, can't wait.
Happy Birthday A.H.

Wednesday, July 16, 2008

"Inside's a heart of summer soul"

"Don't let them take it away"....Drained is how I feel, depleted is what I am. So I'm halfway through a 72 hour work week which is fulfilling in some ways and complete and utter shit in others. I've been keeping as busy as one person can physically and mentally but we're all entitled to a momentary slip, it happens. I lost it for a bit on my way to the shop, just the right moment, right flash of a memory, and the right song can do it to any mind. When I bum out I've learned to keep it short listen to some good tunes and think of things that make you happy.
So I thought of airplanes, yup I'm completely obsessed with Airplanes, "Leaving" and "Arriving" as I like to call it, they always bring a smile and a wonder, I've loved them since I was a kid. Planes are like whales in the sky, people pay to go whale watching when all ya gotta do is look up. So after work I grabbed a 40 and sat on the deck with the full moon, and just watched em' fly in one after the other every 10-20 minutes on average, my house is directly over the flight path in and out of Albany so it's convenient.
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Monday, July 14, 2008

"Feels like we're on another level"


This is my homie Kevin, dude straight kills it in the game we live called life, one of the best dudes going. We have alot in common, we're both active members in the "R.G.L.C." and "Gods Gift". We also take everything to the next level, and while most get in the zone we tend to kick through that bitch. Kevin is one of the fearless leaders of an elite biker gang in Upstate known as "Get Fucked" and you are to live by there moto. I recently found out Kevin shared one of the same loves that I have that not all may know. Chris Brown a.k.a the other CB. This Cb is the black version of me, cause I kill the dance floor harder and my vocals are tighter. The other C.B. and I are in a tiff at the moment cause he won't let me embed the music video here so I had to use the bootleg joint, I think I like this one better anyway...

Sunday, July 13, 2008

"I'm the same as I was when I was six years old"

"And oh my God, I feel so damn old I don't really feel anything"...
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I've had this heart tug with skateboarding lately, I fuckin' love it more than anything else but when submerged in the shit 24/7 it wears me thin. "It's a business now, there's in and outs" shit sucks I hate it, makes me not want to skate at all. So I watched "Goldfish" to get hyped and met up with the right crew of dudes, skated the right spots at the right times, nobody "trying to get this trick" or film this or film that just a warm summer nights breeze, smooth asphalt, and Bud pins in brown bags staring up at the marvel that is the city I call mine. A couple more nights like this are in my future...
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Wednesday, July 9, 2008

"Raise your glass"

"We're gonna drink now till the summer's past"...So the day after the 4th we rounded up a crew and took a trip to an amazing place 45 minutes east of Albany, known as the Shire. We bought a case of Genny as reserves and finished em by the time we arrived.
Bova drove my car so I could fade with Damon and Evan, we were all gonna sit in the back but it was cramped and the cops probably would've wondered what was up.
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Babes!
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We went to the park cause people actually wanted to skate, they obviously didn't receive the memo that skateboarding is sooo last year. I babysat Fredo while others won skateboarding.
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The BBQ was callin babe. Cheddar filled Brats, wraped in bacon...heaven in a bun.
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Going Bro! the rest of the nights a blur with a couple recolections here and there, others showed up, people fought, Kegstands to mouth smash, wheelchair, BRO!, I got kidnapped and taken to the bar, whiskey, yelling, smoking indoors, pissing people off, yelling, how'd I get back to the party, why am i spinning, huh, BRO!?! Why do my teeth hurt again?
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Where are the shades? I can't find em' babe? Sorry about the tent BROwen, whiskey happens...
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Thanks to everyone who made this past weekend possible, Bill, the Garden Boys, Bro, and to all those who didnt make it, Aug. 2nd is "Shred for Keenan". No puking this time, I swear.

Tuesday, July 8, 2008

"Born Down in a Dead Mans Town"

"First kick I took was when I hit the ground"...So The Shelter had a demo on the 4th of July at the Empire State Plaza under the Egg, we invited some homies, and some of the younger kids to skate because they have yet to find out about how much better drinking is than skateboarding. We knew we would be fading in honor of our beautiful countries birthday, so why not let the seeds win the hearts and minds of spectators and also act as a camoflouge for the brown bags.
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Ya'll such a pretty bunch of people!
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After I won the demo, and was nice and faded I watched the fireworks with one of my BFF'S Suz, She is one of the most amazing human beings I've ever met in my life, Shes like a Unicorn of sorts. Thanks for Hangin babe...
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And this is how the 4th ended, back on the block in the back of some strangers pick-up truck a.k.a. "Da Pool" or "Jacruzzi" jump on in bitches!
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