"This world is big and wild and half insane"

Damn fam, ya'll down with the zickness? You know what I speak of, swine flu yo. If you haven't heard of this shit yet you must be under a rock, the media has done an awesome job of blowing shit out of proportion again. Man first we had SARS, then we had Bird Flu, which by the way was tight cause it's kinda like burdface but not as cool. You know this shit is serious when these two were spotted with masks on...

This shit must be a global pandemic. I'm just letting my peeps know that I will never give up bacon. So it started in Mexico and made it's way to NYC, well the bacon flu ain't keepin me away! As a matter of fact if I don't come home with the shit I'm lookin' at the weekend as a fail.
You know poppa Jer, some fam, and myself gotta spread this shit around...

That's right fam, we taken shit to the next level and bringin' the spice rack out. I got a utility belt that looks like Batman's that only holds spices Jenn. Fuck a grappling hook when you can have Cumin at your side. I'll be starting this journey off by paying homage to the motherland...

no it ain't Mecca but I gonna be on some Prophet Mohammed type shit all weekend. So get ya mind right and git ready to get faded, I'm cumin through like swine flu....

xoRaychxo

"You're way too beautiful, girl"

A very special happy birthday goes out to the one and only Mabel Blodgett. One of the most beautiful ladies to ever grace this earth with that ear to ear smile she might be known for, she's also known for babin' out like no other. Sarah and Kevin threw an amazing bash and I wish I didn't miss out on the petting zoo and BBQ, but whatevs you can't win em' all Raych. Alot of fam came from far and wide for this lil ho down, too bad I wasn't allowed to be an Indian. Maybe next year?








The seeds seemed to have wanted to kill me as they repeatedly shot me in the face with there cap guns, and hated on me. I had craft time and created their very first weekend warriors which seemed to have chilled them out. Deer Tick showed up and straight shut down the garage, like no other. I hope Setback plays a set there soon.

Thanks to Sarah and Kevin for having me out, and killing it like usual, ya'll really know how to git er done.

"Wherever you go, you will be with me"

"and when you do talk
you will be talking to me...

but just save your words
as we walk on by...

with the sky full of birds
and the dusk approaching...

climb the long grassy track
to the top of winter hill...

climb the real rocky rack to the top
ill see you back
ill see you back on winter hill...

wherever you go
you will return safe...

and when you will walk
you'll be walking with me...

but if comes the day
you meet someone new
you will be with them
but I'll be thinking of you...

well she travels far
so we stay apart
but she crossed her heart on winter hill...

"Big mouth strikes again"

So last weekend was spent in the amazing state of Connecticut, in a quaint town called Mystic fifteen minutes outside of Foxwoods resort and Casino. Morrissey was gracing the MGM Grand for an evening of entertainment and well we really didn't want to miss out. Left the Bunny scooped Tiger and started the day with a lovely shred at the Chicopee bowl with Ali, Jimbro, and co. Such a beautiful day to drink beers and watch daggers slash and grind...

From there it was off to Mystic, with beers in hand and the night on the mind, it was time to really start chaulking up some W's.

Tiger had no ticket so he had to dress the part to blend in with the hipsters to have some nubian princess bless him with a free ticket....$20 was good enough. The Moz straight killed it, no ifs, ands, or buts about it.



Shirts off party full effect!!!! After getting to the point of not being able to see 3 feet in front of me, the Moz decided to cut off the stage and not come back out for my encore...so the piece of shit in me decides to voice his opinion to all the wrong people out loud due to the filter from my brain to mouth shutting down. Not a good look fam. Left bummed to an extent.
Walk over a mile through this shit show of creepsters throwing money away in a sea of lights and sounds that you can't find anywhere but a casino, only to find White and Ali at a bar that you'd see your mom and dad at grinding the night away making out with wrinkled 50 year olds. Words and pics can't describe the W's that were chalked up every other minute of the night.



Called a cab to go to a shit hole in the wall bar in the middle of nowhere, and on the walk back White man just had to go and lose his shit like no other...



Bar sucked ass, over it...

The end of the night was Tiger, White, and I walking a mile and a half to mobile to dine on some microwavable delights, tried to steal a tractor on the way which didn't work out so well, and watched White have an Om Nom Nom dance party in the mobile with random people while eating microwave buffalo chicken sub with ranch. Which was actually not as bad as it sounds. Sunday was well...that's a whole other shit show of Win in itself....
Burdface award goes to none other than this guy...

Thank you for the non-stop comedy, more one liners than a Will Ferrell flick, and the straight carnage to be had with whoever/whatever crossed our path!

xoRaychxo

"Super Nintendo Sega Genesis"

"When I was dead broke man I couldn't picture this"...Well I'm dead broke and I'm starting to picture new aspirations to get paid. Working 40-50 hours a week and not getting paid for 6 weeks will get your mind into thoughts that would have most institutionalized. I think I'm going to become a gamer. My inspiration comes from one of the greatest movies ever produced, "The Wizard" starring a young Fred Savage. Now I know a lot of people who say they've never heard of this classic that should've won an Oscar or ten but didn't. Keep in mind that I've got a couple years on most but still this movie is a must see.
I'm going to put my touch on the way I go about gaming and winning tournaments, the bad guy in the movie had a power glove, before power glove ever dropped in the streets, ya'll know if you had the power glove back in the day your shit didn't stink and everyone wanted to sleep over your house and eat all your pizza bites and crush Rad Racer with your glove capabilities. I will be the good guy and I will wear two power gloves and a headset. Keep in mind the headset might not work but it's the look of gamers and I have to fit in at tourneys. I will also have an assistant that will carry my power glove in a metal brief-case with a handcuff on. He will also have to open the case and put the glove on me before battle, and answer all txt's and phone calls while I'm handling opponents from across the world.
I'm also going to need sponsors, but forget the obvious ones like Game Stop or Nintendo, I'd like Busch and American Spirit as sponsors also a cheeseburger sponsor, maybe one of those awesome clothing companies like Tap Out so I can look hard while I'm whooping virtual ass on the big screen.

xoraychfamxo

"Holdin up the wall like it could fall in"

A good friend of mine just got home from a six month journey through India. He killed it and thought of me cause he brought me this beautiful gift from a small town in the middle of nowhere.

This is Ganesha, the belief is that he removes all obstacles from life. The lord knows we all got enough of em especially me. I am hyped on my gift from the small village, but not as much as I am to see one of my favorite people return home safe, enlightened in his own ways, and with an amazing adventure under his belt.

"Barnacles"

"At times I feel
like the captain
of a sinking ship...

USELESS.

Cause every ship
can find its own
way to the bottom"...

"Kingdom of Rust"

Is it April 6th yet? If these fucks don't tour within 3 hours driving distance in the Northeast U.S. I'm going to commit suicide in front of there children. Yeah yeah yeah I know I'm the only person that actually likes their music.

"Caught in a motion that I don't wanna stop"

Same shit show different weekend. Crew was tight as usual. Went and saw Buzzard and Spread Em' kill it at the Kings Tavern, then went straight into DNO. Out of town guests being the likes of Sir Damon Vorce, and Tiger of the Shire. I honestly don't know how they rebuild the stage in time for Saturday every week when we continually burn that bitch down in the hour we're there.










Sunday Trev and I met these two handsome devils at the Lark Tavern for some meat and Beer.

And the Burdface award goes to none other than the BFF's own Damon. Your retarded ass was handed lemons and someone else made the lemonade for ya fam....good times were had and lessons were learned.

Ya'll Skate?

"Murdered my throat, screamin' bloody all night"

Deer Tick came to town yesterday to play a set for the Babefam, these dudes are our mascots without even knowing. Or do they? Shit was amazing as usual, big thanks to Matt for all the work to get em' out here, Kevin and Sarah for putting them up, and everyone from in and out of town for coming out. I learned that if there's a $1 shot special and you or the bartender has no idea what's in it you probably shouldn't drink 8 of them with all the $1 cans you can handle.

I feel like these 2 are always in a silent battle of awesomeness vs. each other.



Here's to always winning


xoBFFxo