"Super Nintendo Sega Genesis"

"When I was dead broke man I couldn't picture this"...Well I'm dead broke and I'm starting to picture new aspirations to get paid. Working 40-50 hours a week and not getting paid for 6 weeks will get your mind into thoughts that would have most institutionalized. I think I'm going to become a gamer. My inspiration comes from one of the greatest movies ever produced, "The Wizard" starring a young Fred Savage. Now I know a lot of people who say they've never heard of this classic that should've won an Oscar or ten but didn't. Keep in mind that I've got a couple years on most but still this movie is a must see.
I'm going to put my touch on the way I go about gaming and winning tournaments, the bad guy in the movie had a power glove, before power glove ever dropped in the streets, ya'll know if you had the power glove back in the day your shit didn't stink and everyone wanted to sleep over your house and eat all your pizza bites and crush Rad Racer with your glove capabilities. I will be the good guy and I will wear two power gloves and a headset. Keep in mind the headset might not work but it's the look of gamers and I have to fit in at tourneys. I will also have an assistant that will carry my power glove in a metal brief-case with a handcuff on. He will also have to open the case and put the glove on me before battle, and answer all txt's and phone calls while I'm handling opponents from across the world.
I'm also going to need sponsors, but forget the obvious ones like Game Stop or Nintendo, I'd like Busch and American Spirit as sponsors also a cheeseburger sponsor, maybe one of those awesome clothing companies like Tap Out so I can look hard while I'm whooping virtual ass on the big screen.

xoraychfamxo

"Holdin up the wall like it could fall in"

A good friend of mine just got home from a six month journey through India. He killed it and thought of me cause he brought me this beautiful gift from a small town in the middle of nowhere.

This is Ganesha, the belief is that he removes all obstacles from life. The lord knows we all got enough of em especially me. I am hyped on my gift from the small village, but not as much as I am to see one of my favorite people return home safe, enlightened in his own ways, and with an amazing adventure under his belt.

"Barnacles"

"At times I feel
like the captain
of a sinking ship...

USELESS.

Cause every ship
can find its own
way to the bottom"...

"Kingdom of Rust"

Is it April 6th yet? If these fucks don't tour within 3 hours driving distance in the Northeast U.S. I'm going to commit suicide in front of there children. Yeah yeah yeah I know I'm the only person that actually likes their music.

"Caught in a motion that I don't wanna stop"

Same shit show different weekend. Crew was tight as usual. Went and saw Buzzard and Spread Em' kill it at the Kings Tavern, then went straight into DNO. Out of town guests being the likes of Sir Damon Vorce, and Tiger of the Shire. I honestly don't know how they rebuild the stage in time for Saturday every week when we continually burn that bitch down in the hour we're there.










Sunday Trev and I met these two handsome devils at the Lark Tavern for some meat and Beer.

And the Burdface award goes to none other than the BFF's own Damon. Your retarded ass was handed lemons and someone else made the lemonade for ya fam....good times were had and lessons were learned.

Ya'll Skate?

"Murdered my throat, screamin' bloody all night"

Deer Tick came to town yesterday to play a set for the Babefam, these dudes are our mascots without even knowing. Or do they? Shit was amazing as usual, big thanks to Matt for all the work to get em' out here, Kevin and Sarah for putting them up, and everyone from in and out of town for coming out. I learned that if there's a $1 shot special and you or the bartender has no idea what's in it you probably shouldn't drink 8 of them with all the $1 cans you can handle.

I feel like these 2 are always in a silent battle of awesomeness vs. each other.



Here's to always winning


xoBFFxo

"Just Dance"

Another weekend won. Thanks to everyone who came out for the Australia day bash, shit was tight. Buzzard killed it, be on the look out for their new CD. Someone should've called the fire dept. early Sunday morning cause once we stepped on the stage at 80's night that bitch got scorched. Oh yeah and if ya don't know now ya know...

"No Country for Bad Burke" this flick is going to be retarded, get ready...it'll be here sooner than you think. There will be a premier at the Park for this with limos and red carpets, we're going to make this shit bigger than the Oscars bitches, hold me to it.

"The harsh truth of the camera eye"

Thats right bitch, thats right. Came up on this gem last night, shit its been a long time coming, I'm beyond hyped! This camera is pretty god damn retarded, been fucking around all day WHOOT WHOOT!!!! 3 more days til' we wild out, and 44 more days til spring. Go git ya wet wipes...

"She just smiled and gave me a vegemite sandwhich"

Come out Saturday and show some love. 9pm, $5 at the door, proceeds to help re-masonite the skate park. 18 and over don't be a kook or we'll toss your bitch ass harder than a horse shoe. America vs. Australia Olympics, the events are Street Fighter II, Pool, Foozeball, and Big Buck Hunter. $5 to enter, winner take all. $1 cans all night. Buzzard, skating, beer, and Olympics in the rawest form...this is gonna be so good!

"You make me feel so brand new"

"And I wanna spend my life with you"...It's not who, it's what. Bacon, is it wrong that every time I hear "Lets stay together" by Al Green I think of bacon? I mean every line in the song can apply to bacon and myself together at some point in my life. I have a handful of friends that also appreciate this beautiful cut of meat as much as I do. Follen aka my nut, and I had an hour long conversation about bacon and shared pics of it upon awakening on a frat mattress next to one another in Filthadelphia. Anyway Marshall is having the Super Bowl Party at his place again, and I'm calling it out right now, both teams playing already lost...I will win Sunday with this...

What is it you ask? Well I like to think of it as "Heavens appetizer" cause if I ran Heaven it would be the first thing you ate after being ushered through the gates. This is the "Bacon Explosion" 3 lbs. of straight love is what I'm all about.
First we weave the bacon together.

Second we lay the sausage atop the bacon weave.

Third we of course layer the sausage with more bacon.

Fourthly we roll up all the love in to our explosion.

And last but not least we cook our beautiful creation.

This bad boy is 5,000 calories and 500 grams of fat, so please keep your appetite open on Sunday when I black and blue ya whole crew with this gem.

"Maypole"

So its been six months since the last time I stepped on a skateboard. Never thought I'd be so bummed on not being able to skate, for the first time since 95' I don't have bruises covering my shins, ankles that ache, and wrists that feel ready to fall off. I went to the Dr.'s and he said my knee is solid, all I have to do is build up the muscle I lost in my leg. Hopefully be pushing by April and snapping my tail by May. The only thing that has been keeping me hyped is watching dudes have friendly games and this dudes part.

If only everybody could be this easy on the eyes when it comes to watching someone skate.

"Oh don't you put me on the back burner"

"Yeah, you know you gotta help me out"...actually you don't have to help me out but you should do your part and help someone out who might not be able to help themselves out in this cold ass winter weather and the way the economy is as of late. J.C. and the good hearted bunch at Bombers are having a jacket donation night, do what you can...it'll come back around.

And don't forget about Deer Tick at the Madison Grill 2/16/09. Come show support for an ill ass band that Matt has gone out his way to get to come and play the songs we drink to on a regular basis. You know all the Babe Fam Faders will be in attendance for this one.

"You want it I got it, go get it I'll buy it"

Went to the city of brotherly love this week, and like usual the crew was untouchable and we focused the city in so many ways. Moose, C-ROLL, trade show, the nut, graff, a set of stairs to a cellar door, strip club, old friends, new friends, BACON, the nut, blackout, killing it, blowing it, terrets, getting rad, being rad, staying rad. Thanks to Vicky for putting us up for the night, and everyone else who came out for the good times...

"I'm not sick but I'm not well"

This week has sucked. Been sick since Sunday and it fuckin' blows, I get sick once a year and thought I was going to get away with a free pass, as Diddy would say "eh eh eh eh." Life has consisted of medicine head and computer eyes all week, open to close everyday then straight home to bed...so hot right now.

Dayquil, MSM, glucosimine, vitamin C, vitamin B, Ibprofen, Aleve, and oxycodones are in heavy rotation all day, I feel like a drug dealer when putting this in my lunch bag every morning. Filthadelphia on Tuesday, get ready to fade.

xBFFo

"Every new beginning comes from some other beginnings end"

2009 started out right, the lovely JC hosted a New Years eve gathering for the fam and made the illest deviled eggs my stomach could take. Thank you for the hospitality babe. Saturday we went to see the River Rats, free pretzel with every beer is the tightest shit ever, we were 10 deep and had a blast. From there we went to Valentines to see Joe and Kyle's band "It's Alive" cover some band I've never heard of cause I'm the only human being who never listened to hardcore music growing up. House party after made me and Dave feel old...nuff said.


This dude came for a visit, courtesy of Torello...

Sunday was tight, went out to Troy kicked it with Matt and Waylon, Mosca was there but he doesn't count until he starts drinking again. Met Sarah and Kevin and got our grub on righteously thanks to the Troy Brew Pub.



Get that famburger babes...

xoBFFxo